Friday, April 25, 2008

Chilled Champagne for Children

A friend saw her 12 -year old usually responsible son lying on the couch on Christmas eve. The boy said he was feeling dizzy. The mom took a whiff at him and found out he was reeking of champagne. The mom furiously demanded for an explanation from her tipsy son.

The boy blinked at his mom in surprise, "The label on the bottle said 'serve child' so i thought it was ok." Then he passed out.

The mom who couldn't believe her ears found the empty champange bottle nearby and read, "Serve Chilled."

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